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Taco Bell Has Run Out Of Ideas (No Really I'm Serious This Time You Guys)

You know what the best part about working in a glorified basement is? You only get one station on the radio, and that station is B96.

You want to hear the same techno remix of that one Kings of Leon song on the hour, every hour? You got it. B96 can make it happen 4U.

I would wager to say that the best part of radio today is the commercials. I don't really sing along to songs on the radio anymore, but man when that ad for Heavenly Bodies comes on, I can't help but chime in when the announcer says "Ladies, are you having trouble paying the bills?". Its so catchy!

Well today I heard an ad so shocking that I HAD to let all my internet friends know about it. Yes, I am talking about the Taco Bell Blackjack Taco commercial.

Ok so there is only one part of the commercial that is really all that shocking. Forget about the fact that the taco shell is a sad deviation from its true mexican taco shell roots (by the way i would be really paranoid that eating a black taco would turn my teeth black but i digress). I am talking about the UNTRUE and UNFOUNDED statement that Taco Bell's blackjack taco is the coolest taco around.

No sunglasses? No leather jacket? No hot rod? No sir, this taco is not cool*. This taco is an abomination. Also, I don't know about you, but never in my life has the coolness of my taco been a deciding factor of whether or not I want to eat it. Just sayin.

*Upper Left: Obviously, this is the coolest taco. Chalk it up to inexperience, Taco Bell.

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