Sunday Morning Jamz

If you are not shaking your booty within the first 15 seconds of hearing this song, there is something seriously wrong with you

I Like This Song.

Taco Bell Has Run Out Of Ideas (No Really I'm Serious This Time You Guys)

You know what the best part about working in a glorified basement is? You only get one station on the radio, and that station is B96.

You want to hear the same techno remix of that one Kings of Leon song on the hour, every hour? You got it. B96 can make it happen 4U.

I would wager to say that the best part of radio today is the commercials. I don't really sing along to songs on the radio anymore, but man when that ad for Heavenly Bodies comes on, I can't help but chime in when the announcer says "Ladies, are you having trouble paying the bills?". Its so catchy!

Well today I heard an ad so shocking that I HAD to let all my internet friends know about it. Yes, I am talking about the Taco Bell Blackjack Taco commercial.

Ok so there is only one part of the commercial that is really all that shocking. Forget about the fact that the taco shell is a sad deviation from its true mexican taco shell roots (by the way i would be really paranoid that eating a black taco would turn my teeth black but i digress). I am talking about the UNTRUE and UNFOUNDED statement that Taco Bell's blackjack taco is the coolest taco around.

No sunglasses? No leather jacket? No hot rod? No sir, this taco is not cool*. This taco is an abomination. Also, I don't know about you, but never in my life has the coolness of my taco been a deciding factor of whether or not I want to eat it. Just sayin.

*Upper Left: Obviously, this is the coolest taco. Chalk it up to inexperience, Taco Bell.

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Coming soon you guys, keep your pants on jesus christ.

Hey Guys Listen To This

Preferably late at night when it's 9,000 degrees in your apartment and you're standing in front of the open freezer door in a vain attempt to not die of heat stroke. At least, that's how i'd do it.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU GUYS

Did you know lightning bugs are carnivores? WTH? Other animals that are carnivores: Lions, Wolves, Dinosaurs. This is serious bznss folks.






Left: "Hey dude whats up? Mind if I eat you? Cool."

WTF: Insanely Loud Neighbors

Ok, so, it doesn't have to be Ryan Gosling, but for god sakes will someone help me out here? I am really sick of being woken up in the middle of the night by pulsating beats and terrible synth loops. I am also convinced that 95% of the time they are walking around the apartment in moon boots. The third blow (in what can only be described as an aural incarnation of the Red Army's Winter Offensive) is the INSANELY loud vibrating cell phone that I can hear THROUGH MY CEILING that goes off pretty much every other night at around four in the morning. How is that even possible? My only guess is that they are in possession of some sort of prehistoric cell phone ala the Flinstones that is made out of the femur of a brontosaurus and whose vibrating function is powered by some sort of crude mammoth/pulley system.

What's the best way to fix this problem? I'm thinkin passive aggressive post-it on their door or relentless broom handle-to-ceiling action. That'll totally work, right guys?